Oh Charlie welcome aboard the crazy train, please take your
seat beside Mel. Your server's
Lindsay and Christina will be right by with your in flight beverage. The debacle that is Charlie Sheen is really
just typical Hollywood bullshit.
Self absorbed and overpaid narcissistic blowholes that have more money
than brain cells and can’t seem to hold themselves to the simple standards that
are required by the rest of us.
You know, nothing major just show up for work everyday SOBER, don’t
diddle or hang out with hookers and porn stars if you are married and go home
every night to take care of the family that YOU created (I think I would take issue with an ex model and ex porn star "being there" to take care of my twins when "I can't be there")!!! Let's add that you should TRY not to chase your wife around Aspen
with a butcher knife and put the homemade crack pipe down while your kids are
even in the same zip code with you.
I am not the sharpest knife in the drawer but I had decided he was out
of his tree long before he said, “They picked a fight with a warlock!”
Warlock? Sure
Warlock? No Crazy? Sure thing. WTF is on his arm?
But even I can admit the warlock comment was pretty
damn funny. More funny, were the
jokes the radio hosts were making along with the folks calling in. It made for a nice 30 minute commute
from home to work. He has no clue
what a joke he has become but I guess that is one of the beautiful benefits of
being as crazy as a shit house rat. I really liked the Tiger blood part also.
This Tiger?
Or this Tiger?
There are things about the Sheen machine that shock me. It is not so shocking that he is being called a marketing genius, I mean some of the best and funniest products and material come out of crazy diatribes. If I owned a business and could come up with a funny commercial or something to make some money and sell my product by bastardizing his situation I would do it. I think that falls in line with riding that pony till the buzzer goes off. Use him up!
Nectar of the Goddess
What REALLY shocks me are the dudes that are calling him their HERO? WTF? Hero, really? These
comments are coming from men that I have previously considered
intelligent. I have actually seen
it written on Facebook (paraphrasing a bit) in reference to this ass hat. I feel so sorry for you Charlie, praying
for you Sheen, you are still my hero, sending you a fist pump man. Funniest man alive, I love you man, you
are a dudes hero. Seriously W T F? Being in the Heidi Fleiss black
book, making a few good movies, staring in a sit-com and screwing porn stars
makes you a hero? I got
nothin. I think like a dude on
lots of occasions, more than I think like a woman actually but Angelina is not
my hero because she boinks Brad Pitt and I don’t think there was ever a chick
who gave a fist pump to another chick for banging John Holmes like a screen
door in a hurricane! When the
brotha came down with the HIV I am willing to bet folks dropped off his pecker
train just about as fast as they will Charlie once the news stops helping his
career by talking about him.
HERO'S
TV Show about Hero's
Superhero's
Depending on how you pronounce it.
Dead porn star who thought he was a hero
Lucky bitch but not my hero
Does your hero have a mug shot?
Family man leaving a lot to be desired.
This is where I think like a woman. Guess I should say here
that I would feel the same way if a woman were acting the way Mr. Sheen is
acting and in Hollywood right now, there are a couple of them.
Carry on you wayward daughter.... not a wife or a mommy.
No longer a wife but still a mommy.
If you are going to get married and
start a family then it is time you pull you head out of your ass and take care
of your responsibilities! Get and
keep a job, one that has insurance and enables you to pay your bills. If one job doesn’t do it, get two. Once you have obtained gainful
employment, try not to get fired. To my knowledge Hollywood has not had the
same problem with lower salaries and filings for unemployment that most of the
rest of the country has right? My
point, there are a lot of us hungry with bills piling up and kids growing up
needing things so if you have a family that loves you, needs you and a sweet
job grossing millions then WTF is your problem with holding it together??? As usual I digress, someone should remind him, he chose to get married and chose to have kids (whether she talked him into it or not) now lay off the drugs, crack whores and porn stars and take
care of them. Hell I don’t know,
maybe someone did remind him of that but he doesn’t want any help from his
friends or family because he doesn’t want to be treated like a 12 year old…..SO
STOP ACTING LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD. In
my book he is just a selfish little rich boy that has been given way to much
credit that doesn’t see any need for change so he is just going to continue
being that way until the rest of us climb on board. He is really giving a new definition to the word
selfish. Webster should put an
entry in when you look up selfish that says See
Charlie Sheen. How gallant of
him to start to care about his co-stars now (with little to no mention of his
family or his parenting skills). I
got a kick out of the snakes in the head jibber jabber he says in one of the
interviews. “I am going to win,
it’s not about me right now, I am not going to stop until everyone on my team
is paid for the full season, and it’s not about me right now.” Really? When during the course of your career has it not been about
you? In fact, it is SO not about
you right now that you have decided when your sit-com starts up again (HA) that
you should be paid 3 million per episode instead of 1.8. I guess hospitals and hookers ain't as
cheap as they used to be. I would
love to see the look on my bosses face if I lost her millions in revenue and
then spattered some anti Semitic shit about her RIGHT before I told her I
wanted a raise, a 1.2 million dollar raise. It is a good thing Charlie is as nutty as a Christmas
fruitcake because if he wasn’t…. he would have to be rocking down a pair of
nuts the size of basketballs.
Ride that pony till the buzzer goes off.
The part of me that thinks like a dude (live and let live) but
reacts like a woman (mess with my money and my family and I will shank you) says,
buddy you are making me rich with your famous name and your reputation for
being a dick head so I don’t care if you do so much cocaine that you can run a
tissue between one nostril and the other or drink until you puke up chunks of
your liver. You can pork porn
starts until your dick falls off and screw your nanny while your children
watch, do lines off their high chair tray and drink vodka out of their Sippy
cups. You can shake a butcher
knife at your wife or cut her damn head off for all I care UNTIL you start
screwing up the lifestyle that I have become accustom to because I have been
riding your fame and fortune pony.
Yep once I hear the buzzer go off, I’m hoping off that pony and onto
another gravy train. As far as his
wife, there are some things that prevent me from being a stand by your man kind
of woman. Embarrassing me to the
level that he has embarrassed his family, calling me a bad mommy when you have
been known for drugs and women, mmmm hmmmm beat it asshole, I will find someone
else! Yeah, yeah I know she is a crack head also but I'm just sayin... From the perspective of his
co-stars, I hope they have already been dogging their agents to find them a new
gig. Again, I am no mental genius
but after his first stint in rehab I would have realized Bruh Rabbit was gonna
go right back to that briar patch. Most of them, with exception of the ½ man part of the
sit-com, have been famous on some level for at least 20 years so shame on them
if they have not saved or invested well.
But like I said, I will be damned if I would show him any support. They have writers and funny people on
the payroll, there must be somebody that can write him out and someone more
attractive and more funny into his place.
Is he so popular because of his life on the show or because of how he
lives his actual life? If it is a
combination of the two they could always replace him with George Clooney. I don’t know about hero but he comes
pretty damn close to rock star status as far as I am concerned! All these dumb asses get married over
and over again but not him. He is
good looking and an admitted womanizer that was so bad at marriage the only vow
he is willing to take is to never do it again. I remember thinking, when Tiger Woods had his stir in the
media for sleeping with everyone BUT his wife, why don’t all men who love to
sleep with a lot of women just stay single? I.E George Clooney, now there is a smart man. Loves um and leaves um without the
drawn out Hollywood legal battles and all the drama. I mean I cannot find a lot wrong with dating someone
and treating them amazingly well until you are just not into them anymore. When that time comes just move on. Babe it’s been real and it’s been fun
but it hasn’t been real fun so now Imma have to drop you like a bad habit. That is certainly the way I would do it
if I ever found myself single again.
We can date forevah if all goes well but don’t be bringing your toothbrush to
my house and don’t ask to stay longer than the shelf life of the average cold
cut. I will consider you like black
forest ham, three days after you are sliced from the bone, if there is any left
I will have to throw you out for something fresher. Yep I would consider Charlie a washed up loser, deadbeat
dad, piss poor employee, total embarrassment of a son and a worthless
husband. With any luck, the fat
lady is singing for him and his buzzer is going off because I KNOW I am tired
of seeing is ass on my TV.
Kissing his career goodbye? Only time will tell.
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